"Uncle Cleetus at the Steel"

Well I woke sundy mornin & my dad threw me in the ole cutlass supreme.

He said son you should never fear beer as he took a pull off his jim beam.

As we headed down Ole 45

Paw said I gotta lesson for you son

He said All you need outta life my boy

is a beer and a big fat gun

Well I love beer

and I hate queers

I was born on the fourth a July

and I hate moons and silver spoons

and every piece of metal that does fly

so get back in tha car my boy

we got ta go down to the docks

meet your uncle Cleetus at the steel

and try to avoid all of tha cops

Cuz I am drunk yes I am %^&$%# up

and you are only three

they will put you in a five star hotel

and me in tha penitentiary

Well I love beer

and I hate Queers

I was born on the fourth a July

I hate moons and silver spoons

and every piece of metal that does fly...

DA and FJ

The Hop Along Boys of Dallas

1999