Vern Fern 34.2.2010

forrestjones2010: u There?
kristyckristy2: Yea
forrestjones2010: yay
forrestjones2010: whatcha doin tonight?
kristyckristy2: Sirus jones lived forever
forrestjones2010: the was once a wrapped up fern named vern
kristyckristy2: I have decided to drink tequila and be an inhibited
kristyckristy2: So there is where I have decided to b
kristyckristy2: Yippee
forrestjones2010: he wished no longer to be a fer so we balled himself up into a tight ball and rolled himself down a large hill to the madame gypsy of the nearby village
forrestjones2010: i will wrtie yo u new story just for you
forrestjones2010: when vern the fern reach the outer limits of the village he became frightened
forrestjones2010: he saw fire for the first time and marvelled
forrestjones2010: what strange bewitchment is this?
forrestjones2010: these bipedals head and gnash and dance and threw my dead revatives into this dancing red vibration and they aren no more
kristyckristy2: Do tell
forrestjones2010: the y dissappear
forrestjones2010: bewitched and be dazzled and be damned are they and i
kristyckristy2: Why tonight when I need Nd hurt do you call to ne?
forrestjones2010: then a voice cried out into his inner heat
forrestjones2010: ?
forrestjones2010: what is nd and ne?
kristyckristy2: Odd I saw it
forrestjones2010: you lost me dear
kristyckristy2: I said why to night when I need to hurt do you call?
forrestjones2010: a deep voice called from his inner heart
forrestjones2010: let me finish and the reason will be apparent
kristyckristy2: Ok
kristyckristy2: Love my soul to the healing point
forrestjones2010: the inner voice stated firmly come make yourself yarn...free the dolls save the plant create the gate...lets play follow the leaders hurry its time for screaming the trains are always on time
forrestjones2010: fern made it to the gypsy with not a moment to spare. she had one glass eye,blue and a dry socket where the other should have been.
forrestjones2010: damnit ingrate...poof puff bam darn yarn....leave
forrestjones2010: that was it...she said nothing else...the mad crag spoke not other word and was incinerated at will instantly...
forrestjones2010: fern was yarn with 3 glass eyes all flat
forrestjones2010: he examined her ashes...
kristyckristy2: Have you waited long enough for me?
forrestjones2010: put some of them in hes puches that were all over his body
forrestjones2010: what do you mean dear?
forrestjones2010: you there?
forrestjones2010: fern,yarn,fire,flee
kristyckristy2: Yes I am here
kristyckristy2: My neice just left
forrestjones2010: Fern was able to find an open do to a house ver close to the gypsy burned up crag
forrestjones2010: crone pyre so dire heart mire i digress to digest such a mess as burnt gypsy heart flesh
forrestjones2010: so Fern found solice in the dolls at first...they took him in because the gysy made him with a third eye
forrestjones2010: he was special
forrestjones2010: over time the novelty waned
kristyckristy2: I am sorry.tonight my heart hurts and I am struggling to find me. I am not in the norm
forrestjones2010: the hatred setits course in motion an damn ti damn it happened
kristyckristy2: And I thank you for being you
forrestjones2010: the great doll coup ensued
forrestjones2010: fis annie, yes ragedy that bitch sliced and took hid left leg and put it in the toaster...nearly burned the fuck house down
kristyckristy2: I wish you were mine
forrestjones2010: fern stated his missiion that he wanted save the plant from being burned and that he wanted to teach the dolls to love...but he had to do this by painting and drawing pictures because he was a mute
forrestjones2010: the doll farmer bill with his sickle said your liver is min boy...bessie's more important that you'll ever be...cut it write out....
forrestjones2010: fern manage to escap into a room of porclein china dolls that seemed safe what could they want
forrestjones2010: their was a granfather clock that struck 12:00pm every other minute and as soon as it did the dolls rose as if on a timer and crashed like war tanks into each other
kristyckristy2: I. Like it
forrestjones2010: and from their remains came out a small yarn creature like fern who had only 2 eyes
forrestjones2010: she walk over to him and smiled gently and began to unravel him slowly
forrestjones2010: he was confused and past the point of trying to understanding
forrestjones2010: understand\
kristyckristy2: you switched on me from the dolls to me
forrestjones2010: she removed all of his yarn and it lay in a pile
kristyckristy2: Or to her whatever you switched
forrestjones2010: only his 3 eyes remaied yet his soul waas still there
forrestjones2010: fer said whay have you done this to me...
forrestjones2010: fern this is merely a room of mirrors and you are the only one here...
forrestjones2010: flip over each one of your eys
forrestjones2010: eyes
forrestjones2010: "Behind the third eye is etchd the path to Purgatory" if you loose your was you will come through oddity to fin Billy everytime...
forrestjones2010: DONE